listening to sad music and wallowing in self pity at 3 am wasn’t really how i pictured my life to be yet here i am doing it every day
nevermind christmas music just came on shuffle i’m good
dear boys, no offensive, but shut up
u know what yes offensive
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
If this sh*t isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.
I’m already so done with this semester
The girl you just called hot? That me
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
The ending is worth clicking for.
i wonder if anyone uses the same password as me
wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.
when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids