me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy


whenever i see a pic of jared leto i always have to think if he’s jesus for a second

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure


wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.


i love being at disney world when it rains because the weak will leave and the strong will have five minute wait times


why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay


I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”


rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one


why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie